Maybe Venus is too hot for men :) :) :)
Here's round one.
In connection with the "kashrut color war" mentioned previously, my husband and I had a most entertaining conversation after he laundered our brand-new green pareve towels and potholders for the first time.
"Where are the potholders? I can't find them in the laundry cart."
"I hung them up on hangers to dry. I was afraid they'd melt in the dryer."
Momentary silence.
"Sweets, they're potholders. They're designed for removing hot pans from a hot oven. If they can't take the heat of a dryer, I'm taking them back to the store."
It's no wonder some say that women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Men must need a colder planet. :) :) :)
In connection with the "kashrut color war" mentioned previously, my husband and I had a most entertaining conversation after he laundered our brand-new green pareve towels and potholders for the first time.
"Where are the potholders? I can't find them in the laundry cart."
"I hung them up on hangers to dry. I was afraid they'd melt in the dryer."
Momentary silence.
"Sweets, they're potholders. They're designed for removing hot pans from a hot oven. If they can't take the heat of a dryer, I'm taking them back to the store."
It's no wonder some say that women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Men must need a colder planet. :) :) :)
posted by Shira Salamone at 5:07 PM
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Some men have a rather bizarre view of what constitutes proper housekeeping. My father would heat up soup in the can on top of the stove. My ex-husband used to soak his tzitzit for 48 hours in a bucket filled with detergent and bleach because he claimed that the washing machine did not get them clean enough. And my son cheerfully cleans off the table by using his hand to sweep the crumbs onto the floor.
Guys are weird.
Give that boychik a broom! :)
Guys probably think gals are weird, too. :) I know my son certainly does. He swears I can see dirt that doesn't exist--or at least he swears the dirt doesn't exist until I clean it off with a tissue and show him the dirt on the tissue. :)
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